Giveaway (get your attention?)

So Kat is giving away a Hoover self-propelled vacuum. Uh huh. For real. If you'd like to enter to win the sucker (my, I'm hilarious), go check her out.

Those of you who have seen my housekeeping know that my Roomba doesn't so much make carpet lines. Er, well, it does, just on the 6 square feet of carpet it gets to before it dies, gets stuck with no one to save it, or waits at the top of the steps to be redirected. So much for a robot, eh?

You're probably a better housekeeper than I am (because which one of you finds her 6 month old happily munching on a banana peel left by the 2 year old?), so you'll be doubly blessed by this machine. Go on, you know you want to.