Those Funny Keyword Searches

I've seen people do this before, but never thought I'd have enough keyword searches to post my own. Looks like I do now. Hopefully people will search again so they can see what I have to say about what they're looking for (now isn't THAT narcissistic??).

*makeup shades to wear with a turquoise dress:
Depends on your coloring. Golds are lovely, are as smoky purples. Turquoise, in small doses, is gorgeous as a liner. I'll post pictures of what I did (if I can force myself into photographs, ick) after the wedding July 12

*green monster smoothie recipe
Let me know when you find one, sounds delish

*sheri carr fearless now
Love, still listen to the CD almost every day

*lipstick color over 40
Just wear some, generally in only slightly more muted tones than you wore before. Remember, getitng older doesn't mean you change COLORS, just intensity.

*green smoothie recipe
Click the green smoothie link on the sidebar

*what happens when you wash blush brush
It gets clean. But seriously, remember not to get water up n the neck or the bristles will rot. Please wash your brushes often, but carefully.

shery carr - fearless now (2008)
*See above. Sheri is the correct spelling

has anyone tried pedegg?
*Yep, and it's fan-freaking-tastic.

*gorgeous brown eyeshadow
*Lancome makes a color called Click that's purpley-brown and good on most people

*urban dictionary - daisy - the name
In the late 19th century "daisy" was a common slang term for "the best in it's class." So for "daisy" just substitute "the best" and you'll have it. It was a short-lived idiom and doesn't seem to be popular much after 1890.
"Now ain't that a daisy!"
Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday - Tombstone

*tilapia loaves and fishes
No idea what you were looking for, though I did title a post with a tilapia recipe "loaves and fishes". Gotta love Jesus references.

*dentist 4 root canals
I had them done over 5 weeks in 2005. Really, they weren't bad at all and I took no pain meds except the motrin they give you before you leave the office. Much preferable to the stitches in my mouth at present.

*makeup to match turquoise dress
Popular search, eh? See above.

*finding a bronzer that's brown
As opposed to red? You generally want a balance. Too much brown can leave you looking rather unnatural!

*pink and red undertones should use blush
You're right about that! Everyone should use a little blush, really. Just go with something apricot-y.

*self conscious of my big lips
Seriously? Because full lips are so beautiful. If you want to make them look a bit smaller, line just on the inside of your lip line. Not in a geisha sort of way, but just inside the boundaries; this will help some.

*is white flour ok for cats
No. White flour isn't OK for anyone.

*green smoothie recipes
Check out the ones I've posted, or greensmoothiegirl.com or happyfoody.com

*pedegg look alike
Haven't seen one, couldn't turn one up in a (cursory) Google search. I'm a fan of the name brand, and for $10, it's not a huge splurge.

*becoming a simple woman
Please go see Peggy for this one. Much as I fancy myself at least trying, I'm far too "of the world" to qualify for that one. Or my new friend arkimi1

*green smoothies for work
Take your regular green smoothie, fill up a Sigg or Kleen Kanteen, shake, and enjoy.

*who has sang the song simple gifts?
I don't rightly know, except for my third grade classmates and myself with Mrs. Rojano.

*make up for evening
See my post on Evening Makeup

*what makeup can i use instead of bronzer
Nothing really. Bronzer is sort of a unitasker. While I know Alton Brown doesn't like them in the kitchen (except the fire extingtuisher), they work in the makeup room. Invest, and use. Repeat.

*30 min equal .5
Indeed it does.

*pedegg
I tell you, this thing's popularity is growing by leaps and bounds.

*lancome mocha havana review
Loved it before, love it now. Try it, it's a really great blush for medium skin tones.

*pick skin off lips
Not such a good idea. First, it's unsightly. Second, it makes your lips bleed. Better to exfoliate them regularly with an old, wet toothbrush.

Now go see Fussy and the other non-frumpists!